SoloMacello Fest - DEAD NEANDERTHALS

I DEAD NEANDERTHALS (Olanda), per farla breve, potrebbero essere una specie di incrocio fra gli Agoraphobic Nosebleed e gli Zu. C'hanno il saxxxxofono e un po' di grind lo fanno. Cioè: UN BEL PO' di grind lo fanno. Li abbiamo rimorchiati utilizzando i SOCIAL MIDIA, che è una cosa ovviamente totalmente irrilevante senonchè ci permette di darci un tono da gente del futuro. Il futuro è ovviamente quello del Metal. Ma non lo rende meno futuro no?

Al SoloMacello Fest ci spettineranno in maniera virile e virtuosa. Ci piacciono tanto quando vanno avanti a pestare al buio senza la minima variazione. E senza fare una piega. Quando scatta l'effetto trance mi ricordo sempre di mio cugino che andava al Number One e alla fine della serata faceva la Piramide. Ecco magari non arriviamo a quello al SoloMacello Fest ma preparatevi a farvi aprire... il terzo occhio.

1. Why is metal the most important musical style ever invented by man?
Because it makes wearing leather pants and drinking from a horn seem cool!

2. Which 3 metal albums made you think "It would be a perfectly good idea to sell my soul to Satan!"?
Bathory - Bathory
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Entombed - Left Hand Path.
Honorable mention: Judas Priest - British Steel, but only if played backwards

3. Which is the most embarassing (and therefore the best) metal t-shirt you ever wore?
Aluminum chainmail, it's really light and gives great protection against slashing attacks.

I want to believe

4. Which kind of influence did metal have with your relationship with the opposite/same sex?
I once cut up my girlfriend and ate her remains after listening to Cannibal Corpse. But I swear, it only happened once!

5. Which is the strangest place you ever heard Metal?
In the ass

6. Best metal gig you've ever been to? Doesn't necessarily have to relate to music.
For the music: Celtic Frost, Milan, 2006!!
For the atmosphere: The first edition of Death Feast Open Air in Germany.

66. What did you answer to your mom when she asked "What the hell is this crap you're listening to?!?"?
I turned up the volume

666. Which is the most effective way to desecrate a church/mosque/synagogue/cemetary?
No need to do that, they embarrass themselves enough every day!

666bis. You Suffer! But why?
A question we ask ourselves every day! We tried getting answers from Napalm Death but it's impossible to understand what the fuck they're talking about

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